the Rules of Anime

so far, I don't have many, but I'll post mine (in order) as I think of them.

#1: Never mess with the old guy.

99 times out of 100, he's a martial arts master, or is a god is disguise, or has 10,000 yakuza followers, or has a great-great-grandson with a magic sword and an itch to avenge his family. Best to steer clear.


[someone else's rules can be found here; but don't forget rule #1]